A girl was sitting on the couch and makes a comment in reference to a girl in their ward "Well, you know they get desperate when they turn 21." .... This proved painfully obvious as he could not give directions and carry on a conversation at the same time (strike ten). Please call me back."Voicemail #3 "Hey...it's Clueless.It took as twice as long as it should have to get to Olive Garden. I'm not sure what I did to make you upset or uncomfortable.resize=480:*" / Kung Fu Panda 2 on our second date." —Diana O." title="" src="data:image/gif;base64, R0l GODlh AQABAIAAAAAAAP///y H5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" data-src="https://hips.hearstapps.com/cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fb147b5f25_-_cos-10-couple-angry-lgn-msc.jpg?resize=480:*" / girlfriend." —Alexa O." title="" src="data:image/gif;base64, R0l GODlh AQABAIAAAAAAAP///y H5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" data-src="https://hips.hearstapps.com/cos.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/25/539fb14dd4a50_-_cos-17-couple-outside-arguing-lgn-msc.jpg?
Take for instance these true first date horror stories…
He asked me out and I figured, everything deserves at least one date, right? He finally calls me at almost and at this point I'm irritated...(strike two) but I decide to still meet up with him. Clueless: Let me give you directions to my place.....well, you'll turn...on a minute.(shuffling and muffled conversation)Friend of Clueless: Hi I'm Friend of Clueless. I walk in the apartment to find a row of 5 guys waiting to meet me.
Day of date: He had to work until about 3 but he said he would call me after he got off work. I'm driving along I-15 and as I'm coming around the point of the mountain I get a text message from him. " (he uses obnoxious text abbreviations - strike three) (obviously I am not there yet as I am not sitting or standing next to him - strike four). As I'm getting closer to Provo around American I get another text message "Call me when U get here" (no, I'm going to sit around outside his apartment and not talk to him - strike five). I'm getting off the free way and he calls: Clueless: Are you here yet? They rattle off their name and all I can think about is how early is too early to end a date?
I would be driving to Provo because he didn't have a car (Strike one). We sit down and the most awkward conversation ensues. Turns out he doesn't have a drivers license because he has severe ADD.
I'm only 5'3"...he's shorter than I am and he's sort of limping (strike seven). I get out of the car and he tells me that he wants me to come inside so I can meet his friends.
All in the Family"It was my first time trying online dating, and I was nervous but excited.